Fumigate Congress

December 2, 2012 — ancient Greece, congress, Senate, senile

Greek Senate

I watched an excellent program on the history channel about the use of drugs in history. During the discussion of ancient Greece they showed the Senate (from the same word as senility) being fumigated with herbs before they met to discuss matters. The Greeks hot boxed the lawmakers in the chamber with hallucinogenic herbs to make them cordial.  How have we not thought of this?  How did this practice ever disappear?  These people invented classic.  Why has the CIA not been given a mission to find the fumigation recipe they used?

We know they are all on a number of pharmaceuticals, mind and soul altering drugs with disastrous side effects.  We know that they can not distinguish between health care and wellness.  We know we do not trust them with our money, and they have our money.  I say we dose them, gentle readers, and NOT with their own medicine.  It is time for a major toga party on the hill.